In Asian culture, luck isn’t a coincidence—it’s a full-time job. Numbers can make or break your future: 888? Rich forever. 4? Instant doom.

Walk into a room and see a fortune cat waving? Blessings incoming. Stick your chopsticks upright in rice? Might as well write your will. Never give someone shoes as a gift unless you secretly want them to walk out of your life. And if your total bill is $6.66, you better throw in a boba just to be safe.

Superstition isn’t just belief—it’s generations of backtested risk management. So when it comes to $ASIAN, stack red, dodge the 4s, and maybe burn some incense—because you never know who’s watching.