THE 8 PILLARS OF $ASIAN

  • Child studying on a moving scooter with text overlay "Study Level Asian"

    Level Asian

    A’s are average, B’s are bad, and 100x is the only acceptable gain. The grind never stops.

    Level UP
  • Meme featuring a person with glasses, text reads: 'You forget to study, I forget to feed you.'

    HIGH EXPECTATIONS FATHER & TIGER MOM

    Disappointment is not an option. If you’re not a doctor, lawyer, or engineer, why even try?

    click to Earn their love (Maybe)
  • Group of women practicing dance in a mirrored studio

    K-POP STANS

    Loyalty stronger than diamond hands. If you can stream a song 100M times, you can hold $ASIAN.

    Click fast - like concert tickets
  • Person with long brown hair and a patterned shirt looking serious, indoors.

    K-DRAMA FEELS

    The emotional rollercoaster of love, betrayal, and checking your portfolio at 3AM.

    See plot twist
  • Humorous 'Dragon Ball' meme contrasting reactions to grades. Top: cheerful reaction to C+. Bottom: dramatic reaction to A-. Characters express exaggerated emotions.

    Anime & Japanese Culture

    Weak hands bring shame. Diamond hands bring honor.

    Reach your final form
  • Vitalik Buterin drinking bubble tea and eating rice

    Rice is Life

    No rice, no life. No boba, no happiness. No $ASIAN, no gains.

    YUMMY ASIAN FOOD
  • Person drinking bubble tea from a plastic cup with an orange straw indoors.

    ASIANS & CRYPTO

    Binance is the family business. Degen trading is just advanced math in action.

    Not financial advice
  • Graphic design featuring a gold and red dragon with floral elements, a smartphone, and currency symbols, highlighting the word '$ASIAN' in bold gold letters.

    Superstition & Luck

    888 = wealth. 4 = death. Burn incense before checking your portfolio.

    Click or risk 4 years of bad luck